HavADD Humor

Irritating Words and Phrases

2005-04-20T06:47:00.000-07:00

Havaad Univ. Press plans to publish a list of irritating phrases and words which make the ADD minds tune out. There will be frequent additions to the following terms:

address the issue
to tell you the truth
as a consequence of
awesome
bear with me
bottom line
clarify the situation
empower
enjoy!
expedite
going forward
I hear you
I see
it’s not rocket science
let’s touch base
more or less
nervous breakdown
of a certain magnitude
prioritize
relating to our relationship
thinking outside the box
utilizing your talents
value-added
visualize the consequences
you can’t see the forest for the trees
you don’t have to be a brain surgeon to figure that one out

Peter, Peter, Wife Beater

2005-04-18T06:43:00.000-07:00

Peter, Peter, wife beater
No wonder, had a wife and couldn't keep her
He put her on the kitchen shelf,
And from there, is where she fell.

That Was Some Little Girl

2005-04-18T06:34:00.000-07:00

There was a girl who had a curl
Right in the middle;
When she was good, they paid her good
And when she was bad, she was torrid.

Ms. Muffet

2005-04-18T06:30:00.000-07:00

Little Ms. Muffet
Sat on a carpet
Eating Kurt away,
There came a big hairy rider,
And sat down beside her
And said, may I join you anyway.

Mother Gooser Nursery Rhymes -

2005-04-18T06:20:00.000-07:00

An Anthology of Nursery Rhymes
Published by Havadd University Press

Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill upped their pill
To fetch a pale waiter
Jack went down, lost his ground,
And Jill came tumbling after